Off to a formal 😊

Off to a formal 😊

kittiezandtittiez: 1. He forgot to post it anonymously 2. He sent it to himself. 3. He’s correcting his own grammar. 4. His correction is wrong. 5. He spelled grammar wrong. 6. He’s insulting his own blog. 7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT. Aidan, this is what I’m terrified will happen when you send me messages from my own laptop..

kittiezandtittiez:

1. He forgot to post it anonymously

2. He sent it to himself.

3. He’s correcting his own grammar.

4. His correction is wrong.

5. He spelled grammar wrong.

6. He’s insulting his own blog.

7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.

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Aidan, this is what I’m terrified will happen when you send me messages from my own laptop..

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oldrocknrollin:

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”

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jaime&cersei + quotes season 3

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bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

rrredlipstick: later-homenuggets: my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit motherfucking australia lol

rrredlipstick:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

lol

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i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

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darksilenceinsuburbia: Marcel Duchamp.

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Marcel Duchamp.

whothehellisaidan: This is me.

whothehellisaidan:

This is me.

fer1972:

Broken Butterflies by Anne Ten Donkelaar

and the most attractive couple award goes to…

and the most attractive couple award goes to…

zeuspiss:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

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#jumperp0rn

#jumperp0rn

Brave. Sansa took a deep breath. I am a Stark, yes, I can be brave.
They were all looking at her, the way they had looked at her that day in the yard when Ser Boros Blount had torn her clothes off. It had been the Imp who saved her from a beating that day, the same man who was waiting for her now. He is not so bad as the rest of them, she told herself. “I’ll go.”

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